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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sasha-on-the-side
gotitforcheap

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

marimopet

what does this say in english

merinnan

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

myangelofthelord

ok so what does it say in american

merinnan

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

carryonmy-assbutt

thank you

you-or-your-memory

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

flubz

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

operationsc

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

inkedberries
icarusxxrising

Horrible fact of the day: Chevron just released a new boat fuel that WILL give you cancer.


Not "might", not "could", WILL. It has a cancer ratio of 1:1, as in, in a group of 10 people, ALL 10 would contract CANCER.

The EPA's safety limit is 1:1,000,000 as in 1 in a million people get cancer.


The EPA approved it anyways. I am not joking. The EPA approved a boat fuel that has a near 100% chance of giving someone cancer. It has such a good chance of giving someone cancer that if you DIDN'T get cancer YOU WOULD BE AN OUTLIER.


Fuck the oil industries.

EPA Approved a Fuel Ingredient Even Though It Could Cause Cancer in Virtually Every Person Exposed Over a Lifetime
An EPA document shows that a new Chevron fuel ingredient has a lifetime cancer risk more than 1 million times higher than what the agency us
ProPublica
sneakyspades

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this is just .

natalieironside
redpandarascal

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

hong--zhi--zhu

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local-transan
espanolbot2
Doctor’s Remove Woman’s Brain Implant Against Her Will
A woman whose epilepsy was greatly improved by an experimental brain implant was devastated when she was forced to have it removed.
Futurism

A woman whose epilepsy was greatly improved by an experimental brain implant was devastated when, just two years after getting it, she was forced to have it removed due to the company that made it going bankrupt.

leftistcrap

Specifically, because she couldn't afford to buy the implant from the company. They basically took her implant back to recoup their losses. This is what happens when you privatize healthcare and health research. The group providing her with this implant should not have been able to go bankrupt in the first place, let alone repossess her implant to pay off their debts.

jewish-harley-quinn

This is what disabled people mean when we say that cyberpunk horror is just a reality for us. This woman was literally forced to undergo a surgery because she couldn't pay to keep the implant already inside her brain. How long till companies start repossessing pacemakers and transplants?

polyamorouspunk
assiraphales

I do think it’s unfortunate that people (europeans) automatically assume that “american” style versions of foods are immediately the most bastardized version done purposefully out of lack of culture, when the reality a lot of times it’s rooted in a response of millions of poor immigrants stepping foot in a foreign land attempting to recreate beloved recipes with what few ingredients were available and affordable

assiraphales

take something like soul food, which is often criticized for being “unhealthy” and “just fried food”. soul food stems from slavery in america. enslaved workers were given a very limited ration, they were given very specific parts of animals and vegetables, and they often didn’t have a lot of time to cook. but they also needed to consume as many calories as possible for the long days of work. hence frying / using anything available to create fast high calorie meals. while there was undoubtedly an african influence on the dishes, there was also a native american influence on soul food (use of maize). later, post slavery, impoverished southerners continued this type of cooking, though it would branch off into sub genres like cajun